In case of emergency, dial 666

reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this

trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary

vintagegal:

John Willie : Diary of a French Maid c. 1948-1950

John Willie : Diary of a French Maid c. 1948-1950

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

evybibi:

“But besides that, I’m very helpful and nice person” LOL BILL XD

white xD jk

zombie-crew

OMG YES XD hahaha

brolininthetardis:

#this is a coffeeshop au screaming to be brought into existence #i don’t care what fandom or what pairing #someone write it #and send it to me

See what your followers think of you.

 BLACK = I would date you.
  GREEN = I think you’re cute.
  BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
  GREY = I wish you would notice me.
  PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
  TEAL = We have a lot in common.
  YELLOW = FUCK ME.
  ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
  BROWN = I don’t like you.
  PINK = I think you are unattractive.
  RED = I love you with a burning passion.
  WHITE = MARRY ME.

Fuck. I need all of them!!! *____*

hunnnnie:

premiium:

product-of-a-purified-murderer:

premiium:

maybe it’s maybeline, maybe i’m bored

If you guys don’t think this is attractive. You should re-evaluate your life..(:

thank you <3

😦❤

lacedwithpunk:

styleandstarbucks:

sunst0ne:

Simon Brown via Romantic Irish Homes {eclectic vintage modern library / living room} (by recent settlers)

Need to start collecting old books

∞ live. love. pray. bands. ∞

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

Hugging people and getting picked up by them

HUGGING

echokisaragi:

Hahaha xD